Robin Williams Quotes

Robin McLaurin Williams, 1951

Born: 21 July 1951, Chicago, Illinois

After Williams’ father, a Ford Motor Company executive, retired, the family moved to the San Francisco area. Robin dropped out of Claremont College, where he was majoring in political science, to study drama at New York City’s Julliard School. His intelligence and incredible energy have brought him success in straight stand-up comedy and a wide range of film roles, including Peter Pan in Hook, Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam, and the voice of the genie in Aladdin. Unlike most actors, it’s a good bet that the words we hear were not in the script, at least in his comic roles.

Robin Williams quotes:

Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
    Robin Williams

And that’s when you realize that God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
    Robin Williams

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
    Robin Williams

Carpe per diem – seize the check.
    Robin Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
    Robin Williams

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that’s going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
    Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.
    Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
    Robin Williams

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so. Look at the platypus.
    Robin Williams

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
    Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
    Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
    Robin Williams

I love running cross country…. On a track, I feel like a hamster.
    Robin Williams

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
    Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
    Robin Williams

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