Frank Zappa Quotes

Frank Vincent Zappa, 1940 – 1993

Born: 21 December 1940, Baltimore, Maryland
Died: 4 December 1993, Los Angeles, California

Zappa’s father worked as a chemist and mathematician in the defense industry and the family moved frequently. On returning to Baltimore where his father worked at a chemical warfare facility, Zappa developed a sensitivity to mustard gas and the family moved to Monterey, Claremont, El Cajon, and finally San Diego. His first band was The Ramblers at Mission Bay High School at San Diego, he played the drums. He became interested in avant garde composers such as Edgard Varèse, while living at Lancaster, in the Mojave Desert, his mother gave him a long-distance phone call to Verèse as a 15th birthday present. In the early ’60s he did a lot of studio work, writing some songs, producing some, and met Paul Buff and his home-made five-track tape recorder. When his first marriage broke up, Zappa moved into the studio and started working twelve hour days mastering the process. Zappa eventually took over the studio, renaming it Studio Z, but paid the bills by composing for movies as they rarely took in any paying work. He was described by the local press as “the Movie King of Cucamonga”, they thought that meant pornography. A vice cop hired him to create a suggestive audio tape for a stag party, Zappa and a female friend recorded it. He was immediately arrested and the studio stripped of all recorded material. Although the charges were reduced to a misdemeanor and he only served ten days in jail, the experience of his entrapment formed his lifelong anti-authoritarian position.

Ray Collins asked him to join The Soul Giants, Zappa soon was sharing the leadership and singing for the first time. On Mother’s Day 1965 they changed the name of the group to The Mothers. They were spotted by producer Tom Wilson who signed them with Verve Records but insisted that they change the name to The Mothers of Invention as the original name was seen as shorthand for a rather more offensive term. Their 1966 album Freak Out featured mostly Zappa songs and Zappa took full control of production. After their second album the band was hired to create a musical revue featuring improvised acts interspersed with Zappa tunes at the Garrick Theater at New York in the spring of 1967, the gig lasted over six months. During a 1971 European tour the band was performing at Montreaux, Switzerland when an audience member lit a flare that burned the casino to the ground, an incident remembered in Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water”. A week later the band was playing with rented equipment at London when an audience member pushed Zappa off stage onto a cement floor, leaving him unconscious and requiring numerous surgeries. He was in a wheelchair for six months, when his crushed larynx healed his voice was a third lower, and his legs were no longer the same length leaving him with back pain and a permanent inability to stand for lengths of time. While he recovered the band went on to other things, and after his recovery he did a range of independent projects. In 1985 he testified before a US Senate committee attacking the proposal to label albums featuring lyrics with “sexual or satanic content”. In 1990 Czech president Václav Havel asked Zappa to serve as a consultant for trade, cultural affairs, and tourism. The first Bush administration pressured Havel to end this, Havel named Zappa as an unofficial cultural attaché instead. The same year he was diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer, bringing an end to most of his work until his death.

Frank Zappa quotes:

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
    Frank ZappaThe Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
    Frank Zappa – The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)

A wise man once said, “never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”
    Frank Zappa – interview with Grace Slick on Rockplace (11 February 1984)

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
    Frank Zappa

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I’m concerned — I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.
    Frank Zappa

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
    Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
    Frank Zappa

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, ‘What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?’ the answer is ‘No, that would be bad!’ But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.
    Frank Zappa

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
    Frank Zappa

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
    Frank Zappa

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It’s two steps removed from the Inquisition.
    Frank Zappa

Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you’re smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you’re good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you’re doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.
    Frank Zappa – “A Conversation With Frank Zappa” by Dave Rothman in Oui (April 1979)

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
    Frank Zappa

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
    Frank Zappa

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. This song has no message. Rise for the flag salute.
    Frank Zappa – liner notes for the album Freak Out! (27 June 1966)

Drugs will turn you into your parents.
    Frank Zappa

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
    Frank Zappa

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.
    Frank Zappa – “A Conversation With Frank Zappa” by Dave Rothman in Oui (April 1979)

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There’s a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
    Frank Zappa

For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.
    Frank Zappa – The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)

Gail has said in interviews that one of the things that makes our relationship work is the fact that we hardly ever get to talk to each other.
    Frank Zappa – The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)

Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.
    Frank Zappa

I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.
    Frank Zappa – on CBS Morning News (18 September 1985)

I like to watch the news, because I don’t like people very much and when you watch the news … if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you’re right.
    Frank Zappa – on Thicke of the Night (28 April 1984)

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
    Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
    Frank Zappa

I think it’s really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It’s such an absurdity to take anything really seriously … I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what’s the story here?
    Frank Zappa

I think that if a person doesn’t feel cynical then they’re out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization, you can’t just swallow it whole.
    Frank Zappa – The Dub Room Special (1982)

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it’s much better musically than much of what’s available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
    Frank Zappa – “A Conversation With Frank Zappa” by Dave Rothman in Oui (April 1979)

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.
    Frank Zappa

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